Saturday, May 9, 2009

I posted this once before, but I love it so, and thought it would be appropriate to share it again.

How to Be a Mean Mother

A mean mother never allows candy or sweets
to take the place of a well balanced meal.

A mean mother insists on knowing where her
children are at all times, who their friends are
and what they do.

A mean mother breaks the child labor law
by making her children work - washing dishes,
making beds, learning to cook and doing other
cruel and unpleasant chores.

A mean mother makes life miserable for
offspring by insisting that they always tell the truth.
A mean mother has teenagers who are
wiser and more sensible.

A mean mother can smile with secret delight
and pride when she hears her grandchildren
call their parents "mean".

What the world needs now are more Mean Mothers!
Author Unknown


Lisa said...

Love it! I've been told that I've been in the mean mother's club for some time now... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Have a wonderful Mother's day!

Mayet said...

This is nice! and I hope to be in the Mean Mother category-well I am starting with my 18-month-old Karen.

Happy Mother's Day.

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I want to be a mean mom. ;)

Rhonda said...

Love it! Hope you have a Happy Mother's Day!

momma said...

i like this. i'm glad you posted this!!

Amy said...

I loved this Thanks for sharing. Happy Mother's Day.

marty39 said...

I am so glad I was a mean mother. Thanks for sharing. Happy Mothers Day. Hugs, Marty

shortmama said...

I am a proud mean mama!

Jenny-Jenny said...

I know that's right!

Joy For Your Journey said...

A great post for mother's day!! I hope you have a great one.

Vivienne said...

My kids have enough friends. I'm the parent. We can be friends when they're grown up and good, solid individuals.
Happy Mother's Day.

Anissa said...

I love it -- we need to make a button and make a mean mommy club --LOL

I'm a mean mommy and proud of it!

TFS --Love it again.

Happy Mothers Day

jennykate77 said...

I'm a mean mommy too. We definitely need more of us! ☺

Hope you had a very happy Mother's Day!