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I posted this once before, but I love it so, and thought it would be appropriate to share it again.


How to Be a Mean Mother

A mean mother never allows candy or sweets
to take the place of a well balanced meal.

A mean mother insists on knowing where her
children are at all times, who their friends are
and what they do.

A mean mother breaks the child labor law
by making her children work - washing dishes,
making beds, learning to cook and doing other
cruel and unpleasant chores.

A mean mother makes life miserable for
offspring by insisting that they always tell the truth.
A mean mother has teenagers who are
wiser and more sensible.

A mean mother can smile with secret delight
and pride when she hears her grandchildren
call their parents "mean".

What the world needs now are more Mean Mothers!
Author Unknown
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Lisa @ Pulsipher Page said…
Love it! I've been told that I've been in the mean mother's club for some time now... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Have a wonderful Mother's day!
May 9, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Mayet said…
This is nice! and I hope to be in the Mean Mother category-well I am starting with my 18-month-old Karen.

Happy Mother's Day.
May 9, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Amanda @ Serenity Now said…
I want to be a mean mom. ;)
May 9, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Rhonda said…
Love it! Hope you have a Happy Mother's Day!
May 9, 2009 at 2:24 PM
momma said…
i like this. i'm glad you posted this!!
May 9, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Amy said…
I loved this Thanks for sharing. Happy Mother's Day.
May 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Marty@A Stroll Thru Life said…
I am so glad I was a mean mother. Thanks for sharing. Happy Mothers Day. Hugs, Marty
May 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM
shortmama said…
I am a proud mean mama!
May 9, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Jenny-Jenny said…
I know that's right!
May 9, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Joy For Your Journey said…
A great post for mother's day!! I hope you have a great one.
May 9, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Vivienne @ the V Spot said…
My kids have enough friends. I'm the parent. We can be friends when they're grown up and good, solid individuals.
:)
Happy Mother's Day.
May 9, 2009 at 9:08 PM
Anonymous said…
I love it -- we need to make a button and make a mean mommy club --LOL

I'm a mean mommy and proud of it!

TFS --Love it again.

Happy Mothers Day
May 9, 2009 at 10:38 PM
jennykate77 said…
I'm a mean mommy too. We definitely need more of us! ☺

Hope you had a very happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2009 at 2:46 PM
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