Monday, May 18, 2009

Gonna Be A Bear

Gonna be a Bear
In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear,
you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you’re sleeping,
and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re mama bear everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!



21 comments:

Yaya said...

Wait, they give birth while sleeping?? Crazy!

Cadance said...

HAHA! I've never heard that before ...and love it! I'll be a bear too...you had me at the sleeping for 6 months part!!!! Now that sounds NICE!

Jenny-Jenny said...

Everything. I like everything you just said and I think I'd like to come too.

Rachelle said...

Yup, I could totally deal with that!

Amy said...

I so want to be a bear also. Love the count down.

Jan the crazy lady said...

I am going to be one that says I am glad I am not a bear. I growl enough on my own ;) have a great day.

Carrie said...

sounds like something I could live with

News Around The Blogs said...

I am so all about this! bear for me please!

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

Grrrrr

;)

Les said...

I love this! :D

shortmama said...

Lol I dont want to be a bear. As good as all that sounds, they have too much fur and I get hot easy. HEHEHEHEHE

Anissa said...

Too funny! They have their babies while they sleep -- that sucks what fun is that. TFs

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Well there's some fascinating information! I'm with you - gonna be a bear.

Becca @ The Texas Darlings said...

Love it!!! Too funny!!!

~Becca

Joy For Your Journey said...

That was my best laugh of the day. Thanks!!!

momma said...

love it!! especially the hairy legs :)

Maridith said...

Too funny!!! Thanks for a great laugh!!

jenjen said...

Ha - that's a good one! I could go for hibernating right about now. I am so sleep deprived with the end of school and trying to get things done.

Funny!

XOXO
jen

Sugar Boogers & Tantrums said...

haha! That is too cute! Long time no talk. Have a great week!

Tabitha in Bliss said...

You have SO convinced me! I want to be a bear to!

Shawn said...

OH, I wanna be a Bear too!