Dear Hacking Cough,
Could you please go away already? I am so sick of you interrupting everything I do. I can't carry on a decent conversation. I can't get a good night's sleep. I can't even go running with the dog without having to stop and try not to pee my pants while you are wracking my body in the middle of the sidewalk. Just go away. NOBODY wants you around. Nobody.
Sincerely,
The one who is tired of coughing her guts out.
Dear Ty (our dog),
You are fat. And lazy. The only reason I agreed to let hubby get you was because I thought you'd be a nice running companion. It's kind of embarrassing how whenever I take you out, you're so eager to go that you're practically pulling me down the road, but by the time we make it to the skywalk (like 1/8 mile away) you're already dragging tail. How do you think that makes us look? Do you think that people look at you slinking lazily behind me and think that you could protect me if they decide to do something horrible to this lone female jogger? Yeah, your whole point is to look like you are my protector so I can exercise without fear of being attacked. You better get your act together if you'd like to keep this cushy lifestyle you're living. I'm not afraid to replace you with my handy tube of pepper spray.
Yours Truly,
The owner who is embarrassed by your slothfulness.
Dear Dick Clark Productions,
You guys are still jerks. I barely posted my video of Mollee and Nathan to share with all my friends and you've already yanked it. If you're not careful I'm going to find out where you live and come put some of my lazy dog's crap on your porch.
Signed,
A ticked off SYTYCD fan (one of MANY - I promise!)
For more letters, or to play along, go check out Shortmama's Dear Someone.
And now to quit complaining and be thankful! Go check out Amanda's 27 Days of Thankful!
Today (Day #5) I am thankful for my rewards check from my Costco Premier Membership...I was REALLY wanting to get a Chi for my hair, but they're kinda pricey, and we needed groceries. My check came in the mail yesterday and it was enough to get a Chi that is currently available at Costco, and get the groceries I need...I didn't even have to pay ANYTHING from my own pocket! Yay Costco!
And last, but oh so ABSOLUTELY not least...it's time for my daily dose of SYTYCD! I'm actually going to share a video from Tuesday's episode. I have told you about Legacy, and posted a video of him before, but this is just too good not to share. Legacy is a B-boy (he's a street dancer without any technical training). He is just KILLING everything they give him. He's kinda my favorite so far, and he and his partner are my favorite couple. I LOVE this contemporary piece from this week. It's about her conquering her fears. Legacy plays the role of "fear". It's awesome. Also, before you enjoy that, I cannot BELIEVE I told you that Dave Scott choreographed the "Transformers" number from the other day. It actually was Shane Sparks. Love him too! Now enjoy Legacy and Kathryn! (cue video to 2:20)
Could you please go away already? I am so sick of you interrupting everything I do. I can't carry on a decent conversation. I can't get a good night's sleep. I can't even go running with the dog without having to stop and try not to pee my pants while you are wracking my body in the middle of the sidewalk. Just go away. NOBODY wants you around. Nobody.
Sincerely,
The one who is tired of coughing her guts out.
Dear Ty (our dog),
You are fat. And lazy. The only reason I agreed to let hubby get you was because I thought you'd be a nice running companion. It's kind of embarrassing how whenever I take you out, you're so eager to go that you're practically pulling me down the road, but by the time we make it to the skywalk (like 1/8 mile away) you're already dragging tail. How do you think that makes us look? Do you think that people look at you slinking lazily behind me and think that you could protect me if they decide to do something horrible to this lone female jogger? Yeah, your whole point is to look like you are my protector so I can exercise without fear of being attacked. You better get your act together if you'd like to keep this cushy lifestyle you're living. I'm not afraid to replace you with my handy tube of pepper spray.
Yours Truly,
The owner who is embarrassed by your slothfulness.
Dear Dick Clark Productions,
You guys are still jerks. I barely posted my video of Mollee and Nathan to share with all my friends and you've already yanked it. If you're not careful I'm going to find out where you live and come put some of my lazy dog's crap on your porch.
Signed,
A ticked off SYTYCD fan (one of MANY - I promise!)
For more letters, or to play along, go check out Shortmama's Dear Someone.
And now to quit complaining and be thankful! Go check out Amanda's 27 Days of Thankful!
Today (Day #5) I am thankful for my rewards check from my Costco Premier Membership...I was REALLY wanting to get a Chi for my hair, but they're kinda pricey, and we needed groceries. My check came in the mail yesterday and it was enough to get a Chi that is currently available at Costco, and get the groceries I need...I didn't even have to pay ANYTHING from my own pocket! Yay Costco!
And last, but oh so ABSOLUTELY not least...it's time for my daily dose of SYTYCD! I'm actually going to share a video from Tuesday's episode. I have told you about Legacy, and posted a video of him before, but this is just too good not to share. Legacy is a B-boy (he's a street dancer without any technical training). He is just KILLING everything they give him. He's kinda my favorite so far, and he and his partner are my favorite couple. I LOVE this contemporary piece from this week. It's about her conquering her fears. Legacy plays the role of "fear". It's awesome. Also, before you enjoy that, I cannot BELIEVE I told you that Dave Scott choreographed the "Transformers" number from the other day. It actually was Shane Sparks. Love him too! Now enjoy Legacy and Kathryn! (cue video to 2:20)
Comments
Hahaha, your dog must be hilarious! Maybe it's me disguised as your dog, because I walk 30 feet to get to my sidewalk and I am already dragging tail too...weird!
Now, quit coughing, go change your undies and have a good day!
My dogs are like yours. One is a basset, too busy smelling stuff to be of any company...besides her legs are too short and she cant walk very far. The other is a mutt that cant stand to be on a leash, she just sits her butt down and wont move.
The only way to stop her is to yell *wanna ride in the car gingerbean?* Then run and jump in the car and leave the door open. The only thing she loves more than running is riding.
I am more like your dog. I am totally good for just 1/8 of a mile.
You cracked me up with your dog and then the Dick Clark productions thing.. ha ha
...so Costco rewards you for shopping? i might have to reconsider getting a membership....
I have a fat dog too...and she's lazy. She won't even go outside and play fetch. She'll just sit there and look at you like "you go get it".
Hope your cough is better!
LOVE the videos! 2 days! :)
Thanks for the videos! Keep putting them up. I'll watch fast!
Yay for the free Chi! That's a great reward!
Yay for the Costco! I need to renew my membership soon. Love that place! :)
I really enjoyed Legacy and Kathryn's piece. That Staci Tooci (sp?) is awesome!
Thanks for linking up. :)
XOXO
Jen
What's a chi?
Really? Poop on a porch? Really?
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