Dear Messy House,
Why haven't you taken care of yourself yet? Each morning I awake, and expect you to be cleaned up, yet you are still in the pathetic state of disarray that I left you in when I retired the night before. What is your problem?
Don't you know that I have much more important things likeblogging budgeting, school governance, church calling, and grocery shopping to attend to? I don't have time to worry about you too.
Please, get your act together and straighten up.
Too busy to pay attention to you,
Over-scheduled mom.
Dear lady at the shoe store,
Thank you for recommending the Nike running shoes. I have never had such comfortable running shoes in my life!
The foot pain I experienced after running is completely gone...and the shoes are so light and they really breathe! No more sweaty feet! I really appreciate your expertise, and Kudos to your employer for hiring someone who actually knows what they're talking about! That's good business sense!
Sincerely,
The lady whose feet appreciate you!
Dear Olympics Commercials,
Just thought I'd let you know that even though the Super Bowl commercials are the ones who got all the attention, I honestly like you better!
I like you so much that I'm going to share my favorite 2 with all my readers! Thanks for the commercial break enjoyment!
~Olympic lovin' mama.
I LOVE this commercial...I just think it is so cool!
This commercial seriously choked me up the first time I saw it...is there something wrong with me?
Why haven't you taken care of yourself yet? Each morning I awake, and expect you to be cleaned up, yet you are still in the pathetic state of disarray that I left you in when I retired the night before. What is your problem?
Don't you know that I have much more important things like
Please, get your act together and straighten up.
Too busy to pay attention to you,
Over-scheduled mom.
Dear lady at the shoe store,
Thank you for recommending the Nike running shoes. I have never had such comfortable running shoes in my life!
The foot pain I experienced after running is completely gone...and the shoes are so light and they really breathe! No more sweaty feet! I really appreciate your expertise, and Kudos to your employer for hiring someone who actually knows what they're talking about! That's good business sense!
Sincerely,
The lady whose feet appreciate you!
Dear Olympics Commercials,
Just thought I'd let you know that even though the Super Bowl commercials are the ones who got all the attention, I honestly like you better!
I like you so much that I'm going to share my favorite 2 with all my readers! Thanks for the commercial break enjoyment!
~Olympic lovin' mama.
I LOVE this commercial...I just think it is so cool!
This commercial seriously choked me up the first time I saw it...is there something wrong with me?
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Comments
Someone at the shoe store that knows what they're talking about?! I didn't know there was such a thing! I guess I maybe need to branch out away from simple Payless shoe source with the oh so helpful teenage staff if I actually want service huh?
i have been trying to find a self cleaning house for years.
That second commercial, oh my gracious! I'm sitting here squawling like a big ole baby. I bawled when my 5 year old did Special Olympics bowling at his school. I can't imagine if my kids was in the real olympics! Love it!
Love the Olympic commercials!
~Becca
My house won't clean itself either. (Darn it)
I hadn't seen these commercials before. Thanks for sharing.
xoxo