Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dear Someone

Dear Shortmama,

Sorry I'm so late linking up. sorry you're sick. Hope you're better soon!

Your Friend,

Dear Fatty Food,

I love you so much. I wish I wasn't so attracted to you, but I just can't stay away. You have me under your spell, and I just can't seem to get you out of my mind.

I tell you I'm through with you, yet you just keep drawing me back in. I know you're no good for me yet I keep taking you back. I guess I'm just one of those weak girls after all who is a fool for love.

Ashamed of my lack of willpower,
Addicted to love (of food!)

Dear Exercise,

I'm sorry for all the times I've stood you up recently. I never meant to hurt you, but my heart belongs to someone else. Someone who is no good for me.

Not like you. No you, you are the one I should remain faithful to. I know you are the one who will be good to my heart. I'm sorry I can't love you like I should. But I will keep trying.

Let's start over, shall we? I'll meet you tomorrow at the treadmill. I promise to try harder to give you all my attention, and stop thinking about that other love that is no good for me. I truly want to love you, and maybe, with enough time together, I can learn to.

Yours sincerely,
The one who wants to be healthy. Okay, hot.

I'm linking up to Shortmama's "Dear Someone". Go check it out!


Macey said...

Exercise = ugly and sweaty.
Nachos and Dr. Pepper = yummy and cheesy.
Easy choice.
And this is why I will remain a fatty.

Jenny said...

Nachos and Dr. Pepper sounds awesome, Mimi!

I've been doing bad eating lately too!

Katie Lane said...

This made me laugh, I can totally relate!

Sara said...

Hi Xazmin
I love it, my letters would be the same, but I would do a specila letter for chocolate. I have been so tempted this week.

Amy said...

Great letter... Have a wonderful weekend.

Emmy said...

Cream Cheese is one of my favorite foods... it is my downfall for sure.

Grandma Buttercup said...

No willpower and a decided lack of desire to exercise - more traits you inherited from your mother I suppose. I AM SOOOO SORRY!!!!

shortmama said...

Cracking up over what Mimi said....I couldnt agree with her more!!

Kelli said...

I could have written these letters. I love the way you signed the second letter.

Goings on at the Glenn's said...

Great letters! You have a talent for writing. Thanks for the smiles.

jennykate77 said...

Love your letters! I could write those myself...always a constant battle between my love for all things yummy and my no love for exercise (or at least no time for exercise). I'm starting over too. I secretly would like to be hot, as well. :)

Koko said...

Haha -- these were so clever! I've missed reading so many blogs for great!

kado! said...

I say you meet up with Mr. Treadmill sometime..oh..maybe in January...that should be when all the "good food" is put away for the season and then you won't feel so bad when you stand him up! treadmill need to start a relationship with Mr. Elliptical....he's much hotter and better on the buns! ;)

Vivienne @ the V Spot said...

Yep... yummy & fatty. Nope...treadmill.